Let the blood out
As I see it satire is not a form of comedy. It is a weapon. One that requires accuracy and conviction. It involves allying yourself with another person's point of view, understanding that point of view, twisting it, and spreading it more effectively than them, like a cancer, until people have no choice but to listen, and understand, and act. It is the conceptual equivalent of a vaccine. Satire is about causing pain and abrasion until people fight back. It's about pulling somebody down into the water and staying down until the other person drowns. It's not about the moment when the audience laughs at the joke. It's about the moment when the laugh stops in their throat because the comedian has gone too far for their tastes. It is not a smile, it is a look of hurt.

It's a dying art. Somewhere along the way somebody decided to inject humour, which is unfortunate as humour is the least effective way of making people stand up and do something. It's soporific. People do not take humour seriously. In an ideal world, people would be able to draw a distinction between 'funny' and 'not serious', but in our world people can't.

Is there a point to satire? Is there any reason why somebody's viewpoint should be attacked with satire, and not simply a conventional counter-argument? Why cloak vitriol and reason in doublespeak? After all, political and military and cultural leaders do not rally their followers with satire. Polar Bears do not attempt to catch fish by pretending to be fish, no athlete ever tried to jump over hurdles by pretending to be a hurdle, and the Israeli government has never tried to obliterate Palestine by conducting a clandestine campaign of terror attacks.

Yes, I know. I'm undermining my own argument for the sake of a cheap joke. I do it again later on by mentioning the television listings page of the Daily Mirror. Why not? It's my argument, not yours. You'll read that bit about Israel and you'll probably think 'heh', but it won't make you want to go out and burn down the Israeli embassy. Whereas if this page had been a 900-word rant about how Palestinians deserve to be obliterated, you'd get annoyed. You'd probably only send me a nasty e-mail, but at least you'd be doing something

So what's the point? Art, I suppose. Good satire is more interesting than dry argument. It's exciting in the same way that people in the street fighting with each other is exciting, and that's a good enough reason for me.

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"Polar Bears do not attempt to catch fish by pretending to be silly fish"
As 'Some of the corpses are amusing' rightly points out, the average John Bird / John Fortune routine about the mismanagement of a government project may well be a masterpiece of research and role-play, but it doesn't shock or annoy. It makes you chuckle, and illustrates that well-paid businessmen are often clinging to their jobs by their fingernails, but it doesn't make you angry. So, by my definition, it's not satire. It's good political comedy. The two things are not the same.

What qualifies as satire, then? The Daily Mail. That's one thing. In a hundred years, no book of comedy or satire or culture will mention the Daily Mail. Or the Chick Tract (look it up - you're on the internet, for heaven's sake). It'll mention Ben Elton and Rory Bremner and Chris Morris but they aren't satire, or at least they aren't successful satire, as they haven't achieved anything other than several million laughs and, in the former case, some terrible books and an Andrew Lloyd-Webber musical.

The Daily Mail is satire. It makes people angry. Mark Thomas doing a routine about foxhunting might be funny, and it might make you want to agree and hug the person sitting next to you, but it doesn't make you despise foxhunters, it doesn't make you want to go outside, right now, and strangle one, and then strangle his family in an orgy of blind hate. Not like the Daily Mail, anyway. Mark Thomas does comedy for fifty minutes and then you go home. The Daily Mail is a complex, multi-layered mental assault.

The articles about foxhunting merge with the anodyne cartoons, with the 'letters to the editor' that are either stupid, or about the inherent superiority of imperial measurements to metric measurements, or both. The competitions to win dull holidays to Spain merge with the articles about how the internet should be banned, which merge with the adverts for escort agencies which merge with the photographs of smiling old white people enjoying their large green garden, and you could enjoy it too, and it annoys you because there's a part of yourself that wants to be that way. And the television listings section is poorly-designed when compared with the one in the Daily Mirror.

In order to work, satire has to scare you. It has to make you think that the viewpoints being satirised are not only popular, they are inevitable without action to the contrary. In order to work, satire has to be taken seriously. And the satirist has to be so accurate, so convincing, as to be indistinguishable from the thing being satirised. The satirist has to be prepared to be hated.

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"The Daily Mail is a complex, multi-layered mental assault"

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