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Mission Statement.
This documents contains a useful list of non-sequiturs that you can drop into a conversation if it is boring you. You know when people say that you have 'dropped a bombshell'? Well, with these non-linear responses, you can quite literally drop a 'quarter past five'. If you want.
For example:
'Yes, the other day I was driving to Milton Keynes and I had trouble with the car, the brakes are all busted up, and anyway I took the first exit from junction five and there was a guy in the way'
'Aha'
'And he was waving his hands around, I don't know what was wrong with him, he just kept beeping his horn. He must have been in a hurry.'
'A friend of mine has really huge lungs.'
'And anyway... what?'
'A friend of mine told me that he has huge lungs.'
'[speechless]'
'I have to walk over there'
The Non-Sequiturs.
'A friend of mine has really huge lungs.'
'Say, what do you think of 'Level 42'?'
'There's a cancer at the heart of society, you know.'
'Scott Walker has trouble exchanging insects.'
'When I think about the life in my own special way I think of gentle... conversations.'
'I know the mysteries of the deep.'
'You are standing in front of a gaping quarter past five.'
'Vulva.'
'Did you know that Steve Davies' (the snooker player) favourite band is 'Magma'?'
'Use Your Illusion 2 by Guns and Roses.'
'Whatever happened to Vanilla Ice, anyway?'
'There's a body in my house.'
'With my brains and your brawn we'll make an excellent team!'
'I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade - let alone cause one.'
'That's one less horror in the world.'
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