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I was born
in England a year after the Vietnam War ended, and Platoon came
out in America when I was ten - too young to see the film in the cinema,
even if I wanted to, which I didn't. Neither the war nor the film played
a major part in my life; however, the 'Vietnam angst' of the mid-80s stuck
in my mind, which is why I'm writing this.
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On the left, the loading screen of the Spectrum version
of the computer game. 'See the award winning film available on video
from RCA Columbia Pictures', runs the text at the top. As far as I know
this was the first game / video cross-promotion (there had been plenty
of film licences beforehand - Ghosbusters, for example - but
this was more of a hard-sell). On the right, Orion pictures was made
up of ex-United Artists personnel who had fled the company immediately
prior to the disaster that was Heaven's Gate. They took Woody
Allen with them, and produced The Terminator and Robocop
(neither with Woody Allen), and lots of other films which weren't as
good. Then they ran out of money and some of their number formed Carolco
who did Terminator 2 and Basic Instinct (spot the connection
(hint: directors)) and Cutthroat Island, which cost so much,
took so long, and made so little that they ran out of money again, and
presumably gave up.
 
According to the IMDB, Oliver Stone plays a captain who is killed in
a suicide bombing. And here he is, on the right of the left-most picture.
I've always wondered who gets to say 'cut' whenever the director does
a cameo. With nobody in charge, presumably they just carry on acting
until the camera runs out of film, which presumably means that, somewhere,
there's a can of film that has Oliver Stone improvising solidly for
fifteen minutes or however long it takes for a cartridge of 35mm film
to run out.
On the right, what appears to be a 1980s-vintage F-18 prepares to drop
some bombs. If you look closely, you can see that it's literally a paper
cut-out being moved over some film of the sky (Platoon had a
very small budget, hard as it is to believe).
 
Oliver Stone wrote the script for Scarface, in which Al Pacino
played a character who didn't have a scar on his face, at least, not
that I can remember. Where is Tom Berenger now, and why wasn't he a
bigger star?
On the right, Willem DaFoe shows that some actors, himself included,
simply weren't put on this earth to smile. He smiled a lot in American
Psychoi and I can remember the audience flinching as he did so.
Isn't this just the worst jpeg you've ever seen?
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1. Platoon came out in 1986 and won lots of awards, and, for
a while, Oliver Stone was taken very seriously indeed. Most of his subsequent
projects put paid to that, however. Nowadays, people generally think of
him as being something of an empty stylist, producing pompous, overblown,
nice-looking films with no great depth or anything profound to say. If
ever there was a director who needed to direct The Straight Story,
it was Oliver Stone.
1. Towards the beginning there's a radio message that goes 'Eagle,
Eagle, Ripper Six'. I am struggling to remember which computer game
this was also used in. It's either Half-Life or Delta Force.
I'm not sure which. [thinks]. Oh, actually, it's similar to this
phrase from M1 Tank Platoon 2. Homage, or just standard American
army jargon?
1. Platoon cost 6.5 million dollars in 1986, which wasn't
very much at all - taking inflation into account, it's equivalent to the
budget of The Terminator, and it probably hit the Academy Awards
like Rocky, another cheap and unexpectedly popular-and-critically-acclaimed
film. Apart from an incredibly poor special effect of a jet flying overhead,
I didn't notice the lack of money at all. As an exercise in film-making
it's very impressive, moreso than as a film.
The cast is made up of c-list actors and unknowns, but it works, because
they don't detract attention away from the drama (unlike, say, the star-studded
A Bridge Too Far, which was hard to take seriously at times because
- look! There goes Elliott Gould! Did you see him? He was in that Jeep!
Oh, some people have been killed. Hang on - is that Hardy Kruger from
The Wild Geese?), whilst the soundtrack consists mostly of Barber's
Adagio for Strings with just three period pop songs. It was filmed
on location in the Philippines, which is very hard to spell because I
keep wanting to type 'the Phillipines', which is wrong. It's odd that
the country is called 'The Philippines' and not just 'Philippines'.
Ah - it's actually a series of islands 750 miles East of Vietnam, and
thus not a thing, as such, but a collection of things. In 1990 there were
60 million people living there. At a wild guess, I'd say that there were
75 million people living there now, a figure I have just made up on the
spot.
Apparently uber-explorer Ferdinand Magellan was the first European to
discover the Philippines, and after trying to conquer the region single-handedly,
a guy called Lapu-Lapu had him killed - which was good for Lapu-Lapu,
although within twenty years the Spanish and the Portuguese were squabbling
over who would get to control the region, and presumably Lapu-Lapu was
either dead or too busy being popular to do anything. The Spanish ended
up in charge, whereupon the monasteries converted most of the islands
to Catholicism and grabbed large tracts of land so that they could ship
the soil back to Spain in order to make the world's largest mud-slide.
A man called Emilio Aguinaldo led a Filipino (what is it with this spelling?)
revolt in the late 1800s, presumably so he could have the islands for
himself, and after the Spanish-American war of 1898 (caused in part by
fictional reports in the newspapers of Tomorrow Never Dies-esque
magnate William Randolph Hearst) Spain was persuaded to sell the islands
to the United States for 20 million dollars, which was a heck of a lot
of money in those days.
Some of the Filipinos weren't too keen on this turn of events - they would
rather have ruled themselves - and engaged in guerilla warfare until 1902,
when they realised that most of the population didn't really care who
was in charge, they just wanted to get on with their farming.
The Japanese had their wicked way with both the Philippines and the Filipinos
in WW2, after which the islands became independent in 1946, helped by
lots of money from America so that they could rebuild. In 1965 Ferdinand
Marcos was elected to power, and thanks to a mixture of continual guerilla
fighting and communist-led unrest, he declared martial law in 1972, thus
becoming supreme dictator and dark overlord.
As dictators go, he was one of the nicer ones. Unlike Pol Pot or Idi Amin,
he didn't try to exterminate his own people, and was content merely to
disrupt the democratic process, steal lots of money, and run off to Hawaii
in 1986. His wife, Imelda, famously owned lots of shoes, and was short
and ugly, just like the wife of Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, whose
name is supposed to have a special accent under the first 's' in 'Ceausescu'
but a lot of fonts don't have it so I'll leave it out, which goes to show
that dictators probably sleep with the light turned off.
Nowadays it seems like a fairly nice place to live. There don't seem to
be any genocidal purges or massive plagues or anything.
Looking back over colonial history, it seems nice to be British. We seemed
to be a lot nicer than the other European powers, and the countries we
left behind seem to have done rather better than the others. Except for
Uganda, which went very wrong indeed and now seems to exist in name only.
The Portuguese were rubbish.
1. To coincide with the film's release on video, Ocean Software
produced a Platoon computer game, presumably reasoning that some
of the excitement and fun of the Vietnam War would rub off onto the game.
It sold for £9.99 and the packaging was very posh - it came in a
big box with a copy of Smokey Robinson's Tracks of My Tears and
a poster - but the game itself was fairly dull and not too dissimilar
to the same company's Robocop (and Activision's dismal Predator),
only not nearly as good. Gameplay mostly consisted of running through
a jungle maze, with diversions into first-person-shooting. The game was
very hard in an unfair way, just like the Vietnam War itself. Also like
the Vietnam War, it had some nice music at the beginning and was fairly
popular, although not for very long.
Lots of computer games have been inspired by the Vietnam War. Shortly
after Platoon, a computer game of the song Nineteen appeared,
and although they weren't explicitly set in Vietnam, the old classics
Commando and Ikari Warriors had definite Vietnam undertones.
The Commando-esque Rambo: First Blood Part Two was, like
the film, set in Vietnam but not during the war, whilst the ferociously
surreal Green Beret seemed to be set in a peculiar Vietnam / Afghanistan
fantasia.
The theme of rescuing hostages from a Vietnam-esque jungle, whilst fighting
off relentless waves of mindless, identical baddies is an archetype.
9. Charlie Sheen is billed third, which is odd as I remember him
as the star. The famous members of his family seem to have the oddest
of luck. Like Dennis Quaid and Kurt Russell, the Sheens are famous, but
haven't been in very many major films of late. They're all still working,
and their names go above the title, but they haven't managed to remain
as successful as, say, Tom Cruise, despite the fact that there are three
of them and they could probably beat him in a fight.
Martin Sheen had mesmerising good looks and gave iconic performances in
Badlands and Apocalypse Now, but the last time I saw him
in the cinema, he was playing the bad guy in the awful, awful Spawn.
Not to mention his role in that Babylon Five spin-off, the name
of which escapes me.
Emilio Estevez never seemed to rise above Young Guns and Stakeout,
and as for Charlie Sheen...
Remember that Platoon came out in the same year as Top Gun
(and The Color of Money, for that matter), and that for a while
Charlie Sheen and Tom Cruise were spoken of in the same breath, and that
at this time Tom Hanks and Steve Guttenberg were of equivalent star power.
A couple of years later Sheen had Wall Street and Cruise had Rain
Man, but after that Cruise seemed to push himself more (with the exception
of the dreadful Cocktail), and now he's the biggest film star on
the planet, as of May 2001. Charlie Sheen, on the other hand, stars in
direct-to-video films and the television series Spin City (nobody
moves from movies to television because they want to), and is more famous
for hiring lots of prostitutes than for being an actor. Although he was
good in Being John Malkovich.
7. On the subject of Steve Guttenberg, is the world ready for a
Police Academy re-appraisal? Surely a DVD box set of the first
five films would awaken a powerful retro hold over the current generation
of, er, people? Surely? Go on, admit that you thought that the guy who
did impressions was funny. Admit it. There's nothing to be ashamed of.
6. Despite the much-derided 1968 John Wayne film The Green Berets,
Hollywood didn't get to grips with the Vietnam War until the late-70s
(notwithstanding thinly-vieled Vietnam-era films such as Kelly's Heroes
or Cross of Iron (which, a reader informs me, didn't come out until
1977 - which is true, but it's spiritually an early-70s film)).
Coming Home, The Deer Hunter, and Apocalypse Now
(from 1978, 1978, and 1979, respectively) were the biggies, and each one
won lots of awards and made money. Apocalypse is still quite famous
today, mainly because of the bit with the helicopters, whilst The Deer
Hunter was buried by Cimino's subsequent Heaven's Gate and
Coming Home was essentially a soap opera with a Vietnam backdrop,
although you got to see Jane Fonda's breasts, at last.
First Blood, the first Rambo film, came out in 1982 and was relatively
serious. By the time of Platoon the 'Vietnam Veteran', often played
by Chuck Norris, was a cliched character, not least because of The
A-Team.
Rambo : First Blood Part Two came out in 1985, the year before Platoon,
and struck a nerve - thanks, in part, to an endorsement from President
Reagan, and despite the fact that it was essentially a remake of the 1983
Gene Hackman film Uncommon Valour. The newspapers were full of
people who had seen the film twenty times in a row, Michael Ryan's murderous
rampage through Hungerford was blamed on the film, 'Rambo knives' were
banned, and at a time when the US had recently invaded Grenada for seemingly
no other reason than to upstage the successful British recapture of the
Falklands Islands, a lot of people were genuinely frightened that Ronald
Reagan could not distinguish fantasy from reality.
As a serious, heartfelt film, Platoon must have seemed like a breath
of fresh air. It was followed in short order by Stanley Kubrick's Full
Metal Jacket (given the pace at which Kubrick worked, he had presumably
been inspired by The Green Berets), which had a great first half
and a lousy second half, despite what Kubrick's uncritical, dog-like fans
keep saying over and over again, and Hamburger Hill, which was
directed by John Irving, who isn't famous. I have not seen the latter
film; at the time, it was obliterated by the competition and criticised
for having a similarly right-wing, pro-military agenda to The Green
Berets. The only other thing I know about it is that the soundtrack
was by Philip Glass.
Ever the magpie, Brian De Palma followed all the above with the 1989 film
Casualties of War, which had Michael J. Fox and presumably suffered
because of it (no offence to Michael J. Fox).
And before long there was Bat 21, Good Morning Vietnam,
84 Charlie Mopic, Flight of the Intruder, Gardens of
Stone and sundry others.
After that, the genre seemed to be exhausted. Oliver Stone presumably
got fed up with Charlie Sheen and did Born on the Fourth of July,
which wasn't really about the Vietnam War, and then Heaven & Earth
which nobody went to see because it didn't have people running around
in the jungle with guns, or Tom Cruise. Born on the Fourth of July
is one of the few Oliver Stone films to get lots of good reviews, and
suggests that he's fantastic at directing and adapting existing works
and not so good at being a scriptwriter.
The modern Republic of the Philippines was born on the fourth of July,
true fact.
1b. As a British person born in 1976 the Vietnam War does not mean
very much to me, so Platoon presumably doesn't hit me full fathom
five. I can't tell what it meant to Americans in 1986, either. Part of
the reason that I can't relate to Platoon is that the cast are
entirely American - I associate American accents with Hollywood films,
and although it seems strange, I find it hard to take anything seriously
if it has American people in it.
I'm not some kind of rabid nationalist, it's just that I've been conditioned
to associate American voices with Columbo and Star Trek
and stuff like that, not serious films about war. British voices sound
more genuine to me. It's just one of those things, I guess. It
probably has something to do with the way that British culture and television
tries to eschew sentimentality. In Britain, we worship hardness, and take
pleasure in pain and misery, whereas America seems a bit lightweight and
lazy. But that's probably just me.
As for the war, I associate it with Rambo and stuff like that.
They don't teach modern history in schools, presumably because it would
be too much of a political hot potato. If the teachers starting teaching
kids about governments do one thing, say the other, and then realise that
they were wrong and try to walk away from the mess they made, the Daily
Mail would complain.
Maybe if Platoon had been about the Falklands it might have seemed
more tragic, although the Falklands war, whilst being as brutal and filled
with death and heartache as any other war, was much simpler and less controversial.
There haven't been any films about it, just like there haven't been any
films about Grenada (although that's not a fair comparison, given that
the former was an actual proper shooting war and the latter was a Carry
On-style farce).
As I understand it, America, like France before it, was like a hot-headed
drunk vigilante teenager, unable to back down but unwilling to go all
the way. These are not new thoughts, but they're the first time I've thought
them myself and actually understood them.
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On the left, I didn't realise it was Johnny Depp until this credit appeared.
And on the right, Kevin Dillon is the brother of Matt Dillon and looks
just as dumb.
 
There's a direct-to-video action star called 'David Keith', which is spooky
if you think about it. On the right, spot the nepotism that goes on in
the shadowy underworld of the 'grip'.
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3. The film doesn't say what a platoon actually is. It's a group
of people, but how many? I know a tank platoon has four tanks, but people
aren't tanks - I know this for a fact.
2a. Although the film is supposedly about the Vietnam War, it's
actually a bit like Oliver Twist, in that it's about an innocent
who falls under the influence of a nice person and a nasty person in that
order. Willem DaFoe plays the nice person, whilst Tom Berenger plays the
nasty person - we know he's nasty, because he has a facial scar, and a
bunch of sidekicks who seem like something from a Walt Disney film.
b. In common with a lot of Oliver Stone films, there's a bit where
everybody takes drugs. The 'good guys' smoke a lot of mari-ju-hana and
listen to Jefferson Airplane, whilst the 'bad guys' are into cigarettes
and beer and listen to C&W.
c. In the end, this hurts the film. We're supposed to think that
the people who are smoking mari-ju-hana are good, because mari-ju-hana
is a good drug, whereas we're supposed to think that the people
smoking tobacco are bad because tobacco is a bad drug, at least
in the mind of Oliver Stone. Further evidence that the 'bad guys' are
bad include a liking for the Indy 500 and 'pussy', both of which mean
that they must be uncultured ruffians, unlike Charlie Sheen's character
who, being middle-class and college-educated - just like Oliver Stone,
in fact - is presumably white as the driven snow.
Heck, I like cars, and I like cats, and I'm not uncultured. I was taken
to the theatre once to see Worzel Gummidge when I was a kid and
I know most of the words to Hey Jude.
Willem DaFoe's character seems too nice to actually be a real Sergeant
in an actual war, and although Tom Berenger's character has a facial scar
and swears a lot (in a bad way), he doesn't seem to be any worse
than how I imagine a real Sergeant to be.
I was never in a war, by the way, and I probably never will be. I'm very
unfit and fast approaching the upper age limit for soldiers. Lots of people
in the world would probably love to swap places with me but I'm still
unhappy.
In any case, both of them are trained killing machines - when they
shoot down the Viet Cong, the film treats them, equally, as if the Viet
Cong are a deeper evil.
I don't get Oliver Stone. He's either extraordinarily clever, or not nearly
as clever as he appears. I suspect that he's quite smart, but unable to
unleash this smartness without ruining it by showing off with sentimentality
and obviousness.
9. Another thing that hurts the film is that it's not real. At
the time, there were lots of television documentaries about the war, such
as Once in My Lai, and the real-life footage of burning villages
had become so familiar to me that, by the time I saw Platoon (on
video, in the early-90s), it seemed unspectacular, disjointed, and a bit
dull.
This is one of those Yellow Submarine things. When I was younger
I thought that Platoon was a bit dull, and not all that good. As
I grew up, I read about how it was an Oscar-winning classic, and I came
to believe that I must have been mistaken in my earlier opinion. But now
that I see the film again, I realise that I was right first time. It has
its moments, and a few good lines (but, as with Full Metal Jacket,
they sound staged and fake, and remind us that we're watching actors read
out dialogue that was written down on paper), but in the end it's simplistic
and a bit dull, and doesn't make me feel anything about the Vietnam War
that I didn't feel already.
(after writing this lot I went back and read a review of the film by Pauline
Kael, who was a famous film critic and also quite grumpy a lot of time,
presumably becase, as a woman, nobody took her seriously and I should
imagine a lot of people made jokes about pre-menstrual tension when she
gave a film a bad review and they probably thought she was sleeping with
the directors of the films to which she gave good reviews, or wanted to
sleep with them. It must be shit being a woman.
She said that "just about everything in Platoon is too explicit,
and is so heightened that it can numb you and make you feel jaded".
Judging by Natural Born Killers, this is a fault of Oliver Stone
and not just Platoon).
9. I don't want to go on about how much I hate Oliver Stone, because
I don't hate Oliver Stone, but there's a bit where the platoon visits
a Vietnamese village and gets up to all kinds of mischief. In particular,
there's a bit where Charlie Sheen's character and one of the 'bad guys'
abuse a villager who has a deformed jaw and thus appears to be grinning
all the time.
It should be shocking. If foreign soldiers broke into my house
and started beating me up, I'm be worried. But the way it's filmed here,
it's hard to feel anything. It seems a bit silly. The scene is full of
Sergio Leone-esque close-ups of people sweating and scowling, and, in
a bit where Charlie Sheen's character fires at the feet of the villager
in order to make him 'dance', you can see that no bullets are coming out
of his gun.
At the time, I can imagine that people would have found it 'shocking'
in a kind of 'not actually shocking, but we know that we're supposed
to be shocked, because we've seen television documentaries about this
kind of thing and the film's up for some Oscars so it must be clever'
way.
As in a lot of the rest of the film, Stone cuts away from the things that
we're supposed to be disgusted at. When one character shoots a pig, we
see the pig, then we cut to the man with the gun, and then he fires and
there's a squeal from off-camera, and the result is just laughable. Same
with the unfortunate grinning villager. One soldier breaks his head open
with the butt of a shotgun, but we don't see it happen, so we don't find
it shocking. It reminds us that we're watching a mainstream Hollywood
film that was eventually going to come out on video and be shown on television
and had to cut back in order to get a rating.
It's the kind of 'shocking' that people talk about over dinner - "Darling,
it was so shocking" - whereas if it actually had been shocking, really
genuinely shocking, people would have either left the cinema or thrown
up. And they didn't, they went to see Platoon and it was a big
mainstream hit. They even made a computer game out of it.
9. I mean, there's a bit where bad guy Sergeant Barnes shoots a
villager in cold blood. Everything stops for a little bit and we get reaction
shots from people who look shocked, presumably mirroring the reaction
of the audience. But it's not actually jarring in any way. It's as if
the film is saying 'Look, this is terrible - these people know it, too,
and Sergeant Barnes is obviously a bit mad. We can blame everything on
Sergeant Barnes. He's just mad. The rest of the soldiers are okay. The
war itself is okay. It's just Sergeant Barnes. He's the problem. If all
the Sergeants were like Willem DaFoe's character the war would have been
good.'
It would have been more corrosive if Barnes had shot the villager, and
nobody had batted an eyelid. By telling us that we're supposed to care,
Platoon doesn't let us make up our own minds. After that they torch
the village and there's Barber's Adagio for Strings mixed quite
high on the soundtrack, in case we don't understand that it's bad to set
fire to villages. And then Charlie Sheen's character stops another soldier
from raping a villager, but it's hard to make out what's happening because
we don't actually see the woman in question, and in any case it seems
a bit odd that Sheen's character doesn't seem to care when a man's head
is split open (if he did care, we wouldn't have had that scene), but he
becomes mortally offended when a woman is threatened by a minor character.
It's as if Oliver Stone is telling us that the threat of rape is more
morally-offensive that killing somebody.
9. As I understand it, both sides in the Vietnam War were as amoral
as each other. The rural Vietnamese just wanted to get on with their lives,
and didn't much care whether the government was composed of corrupt, inhumane
capitalists (which it was - the Americans thought that they were the lesser
of two evils) or corrupt, inhumane communists (who seemed to care little
for the Vietnamese people that they were supposedly liberating). The Americans
had machines to multiply their force, as all machines are made to do,
but the intent on both sides was the same. For every planeload of Agent
Orange dumped on their heads, there was a brutal purge of local villages
by the Viet Cong.
The Vietnamese population was caught in the middle of an unstoppable force
and an immovable object, and was bombed and gassed and shot and burned
and starved for over a decade. 57,000 American servicemen died; over two
million assorted Viet Cong and Vietnamese civilians were killed (there
seem to be no separate figures), and another couple of million were forced
to leave the country. The Vietnamese Boat People became something of a
figure of fun in the West, as a lot of people over here found it hard
to believe that the Vietnamese were actual human beings who would not
attempt to escape their country in boats if they were not under extraordinary
pressure.
That's the tragedy of the Vietnam War, not some American soldiers arguing
with each other.
But there will never be a film about the Vietnamese people, because none
of the countries that could make such a film care about them (I am average
person, and I know for a fact that I don't care about them), and by the
time Vietnam itself has the money to make such a film, the War will be
long-forgotten.
9. Despite all that, Platoon has its moments. The most famous
sequence - in which Sergeant Elias is cut off from the platoon, whilst
both the Viet Cong and Sergeant Barnes advance on him, the latter with
ambiguous intent - is extremely Hitchcockian.
Barnes shoots Elias, presumably so that he doesn't reveal the extent of
Barnes' complicity in the razing of the aforementioned village - but,
later on, Elias emerges from the jungle and tries to reach a departing
rescue helicopter whilst under fire from the Viet Cong. This bit formed
the basis for the film's poster, and it marred only by the overloud use
of Barber's Adagio for Strings again. When I think of Barber's
Adagio for Strings I think of car adverts. There was no way that
Elias could reach the helicopter, either, but I'll let that pass.
And the final battle seems more real than most other war films, with the
exception of Saving Private Ryan. Again, though, it's marred, in
that the 'bad guys' get their comeuppance one after another as if the
film was a cartoon - at the end, the one uninjured villain is told to
get back out in the field and patrol, and the camera points at his face
and he looks crestfallen, and I imagine a kind of 'wah wah wah' noise
on the soundtrack, which doesn't help convey a serious message about the
Vietnam War.
Meanwhile, the 'good guys' get little vignettes to show off that they're
still alive, because, not only do 'good' and 'evil' exist in films, the
former always triumphs over the latter.
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At the beginning of the film Charlie Sheen is armed with
an M16. At the end of the film he picks up an AK47, thus symbolising something
or other. Note how there are only so many ways you can film a man holding
a gun against a backdrop of foliage so that you get the man, the gun,
and the foliage in shot at the same time.
 
'When I die bury me upside down so the world can KISS MY ASS', says Charlie
Sheen's helmet. You'd think, however, that if he was buried upside down
the world would in fact only be able to kiss his feet. For the world to
be able to kiss his ass, he would have to be buried face-down. I guess
that didn't scan as well.
On the right, we see Sergeant Barnes armed with a Colt Commando, and a
burning village (i.e. he is not armed with a Colt Commando and
a burning village, I mean that he's armed with a Colt Command and there
is a burning village).
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7. Despite all that stuff earlier about Charlie Sheen being a big
star, he's actually quite blank and detached in Platoon.
Presumably he's supposed to be the observational spirit of Oliver Stone
(as the film is based on Stone's real-life experiences), and thus he's not
so much a character as he is a roving camera, like in a game of Unreal
Tournament or something. Platoon isn't really about acting. Most
of the other actors are either unremarkable, or exaggerated - not necessarily
a bad thing, of course, as a real platoon of soldiers presumably isn't made
up of budding Oliviers. Forest Whittaker has a tiny role, and gets blown
up; Kevin Dillon (the familiar-looking brother of Matt Dillon, with the
same Neanderthal eyebrows) is called on to be a redneck and nothing more;
and only Willem DaFoe and Tom Berenger stand out, and then mainly because
of what they do and not how they do it.
9. Most of the American soldiers carry Colt M16s, 5.56mm fully-automatic
assault rifles that replaced the Korean War-vintage M14, and were initially
a complete disaster, being unreliable and contributing to many deaths due
to jams and misfires. Many soldiers also complained that the 5.56mm bullet
was less effective at long ranges and when firing through foliage than the
powerful 7.62mm bullet fired by the M14. The former problem was cured by
improved training and manufacture, whilst the latter was alleviated by the
fact that an M16 can produce a much greater volume of fire than an M14.
Sergeant Barnes carries a Colt Commando, a shortened version of the M16
commonly issued to paratroopers and marines, whilst one of his subordinates
carries a shotgun, which would have been strictly against regulations, as
shotguns are outlawed in war by the Geneva Convention on account of the
fact that they are more likely to cause terrible wounds than a quick death
(then again, he is supposed to be a bad guy).
The Viet Cong are armed with AK47s, which, with their curved magazines and
Pompidou-center-esque exposed gas regulators, look a lot more threatening
than the M16. Whilst contemporary Russian troops would have been armed with
the AKM, a simplified, updated version of the AK47, the Viet Cong would
probably have been armed with economical Chinese copies of the original
design. The AK47 was reliable and cheap, and fires a powerful 7.62mm shell
that is two-thirds the length of the 7.62mm shell used in the M14 and the
contemporary British SLR. On the downside, the AK47 was heavy and inaccurate
at long ranges due to a closely-spaced set of sights. It was replaced in
front-line Soviet service by the smaller-calibre AK74 in 1974. Chinese and
North Korean troops still use the AK47, and it is the most popular assault
rifle of all time.
10. At the very end there's a 'thankyou' to Michael Cimino. And to
Mary Colquhoun, Charles W. Ryan and Bart-Milander Associates, ltd. But only
the former directed The Deer Hunter, which was also about the Vietnam
War and its effect on people (detractors might argue that it was about an
hour and a half too long, ho ho!). I think I read somewhere that this was
something to do with getting permission to film in the Philippines, but
don't quite me.
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On the left, a big hole with actors pretending to be dead
in it. How much do pretend corpses get paid? Does it take a special set
of skills to be very quiet and not breathe too heavily and not flinch
at explosions and stuff (unlike that guy from The
Terminator)? Gissa job. I could do that.
On the right, Charlie Sheen rather undermines the tone of the film.

The M16 fires 5.56mm bullets which come in these strangely effeminate-looking
magazines, unlike the curvy, penetrative phallus that is the AK47 magazine.
I do believe that the magazines in Platoon are all twenty-round
magazines.
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